1. This sauce is "Olive Garden" good. (From dinner party guest)
2. That was actually not a bad lecture. (From student)
3. These specifications are parsimonious to a fault. (From anonymous review of one of my papers)
4. You are slicing the baloney a little thin. (Colleague's response to an idea for a paper.)
5. We don't bean .260 hitters. (Oh, wait, that was Varitek to A-Rod.)
Additional memorable insults always welcome...
Also for your entertainment, a picture of Jeff Foxworthy and Randy Johnson's love child:
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