Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Jazz

The point is this, folks: you all know that deep down you're still cheering for the Jazz, no matter how hard you try to cover it up and act like you're ambivalent. Like Ryan alluded to in his reference to Pascal, you're getting no benefit from their victories but suffering all the costs of their losses.
I will give all of you until 1 minute before tip-off time tomorrow night against San Antonio to declare your loyalty or be forever known as a fair-weathered fan. Please vote accordingly.

3 comments:

Dad said...

The salamanders don't get a vote?

Is there a way to vote Mom by proxy? She may not get a chance to check her e-mail in the Orient.

Scott B. said...

Mom gets a free pass.

The frisbee-sized ulcer she got in her stomach during the '96-'97 and '97-'98 playoffs will forever stand as a testament to her devotion.

Scott B. said...

Excellent article in the SLTribune about why it's now OK to believe:

http://www.sltrib.com/jazz/ci_8941868